Ladies And Gentlemen, Your April 2009 Chrysler Sales Figures

Now available, courtesy of your $12b investment! And since youre a (minority) shareholder now, why not check out Chryslers release yourself? Theyve got some beautiful style. Leading off with bullet points on Wrangler(+7 percent), Challenger (+11 percent over last month) and T&C (6 percent retail over last month, actually -31 percent year-on-year) and using different sales metrics for each, really paints a rosy picture of our new investment. Thanks a lot, Chrysler! Im sorry your sales were down 48 percent compared to April 2008. But those vario-stat bullet points wouldnt cheer up a Tickle-Me Elmo. No wonder Tom LaSorda just retired.

These are the stats of a dead company: Cars -61 percent, Trucks -44 percent. Yes, the Wrangler is up. Ram is only down 26 percent, with 17,903 moving in April. Otherwise things range from the bad (Grand Cherokee -45 percent, Journey -33 percent, 300C -49 percent) to the ugly (Sebring -75 percent, Compass -75 percent, Durango -87, PT Cruiser -76 percent, Avenger -76 percent, etc). American tax payer, I hate to be the one to say it, but you made one lousy investment.  

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