Russian Marque Discovers Most Luxurious Seating Material Ever… maybe.

Submitted by admin on October 22, 2009 – 2:00 pmNo Comment

RussoBaltique is a luxury, armoured car manufacturer that tends towards a certain kind of typically Russian lunacy. While it is the most expensive SUV ever, and is gaudy as all get out, the most ridiculous part is the seating material. The most luxurious seating material I have ever heard of isnt alcantara, it isnt silk, it isnt a fine suiting wool, it sure as hell isnt vinyl, and it isnt leather, well, not normal leather at least. It is

Picture of Russian Marque Discovers Most Luxurious Seating Material Ever… maybe. [source:CarEnvy.com]

WHALE PENIS! Thats right, because nothing says exclusive like being surrounded by the skin of massive penises. This monstrosity will show its goods for the first time at the Monaco Motor Show. The dried sea shlong isnt the only ridiculous thing about this car though. Since this is Russian excess, they decided to plate the windows in gold and affix some rubies to the dash as well. I wouldnt be surprised if there is a special edition with a marble console in the works either.

PS: Just imagine 20 years down the road when the interior gets a wrinkly and your friends start calling you Rumple Foreskin.[source:CarEnvy.com]

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